FINALLY! A joke with Ninjas of Love! If I could read it.............Ruby?
The Warrior's Tree Long, long ago, there was a warrior. He was a giant of a man who could be defined as nothing but a warrior. Every aspect of his character, every fiber of his being, spewed power and dominance, like a new-born geyser. To his enemies, his stature inspired fear. To his fellows, he was a guardian. His exploits were the stories told with warm food and good company. Never was there a soul who accused the tales of being false, for each of his adventures was so epic and so outrageous, that there was no room for exaggeration.The Warrior's Tree by drewsb
For years, the warrior roamed the world. Sword in hand, he slew the wicked and drove all manner of darkness back into its foul dwelling. Soldiers from all across the globe searched for him, braving incredible danger, just to spend at least one day under his tutelage. Upon their return, these men became the best fighters in the world. Their blades cleaved through stone, and their fists bent steel. However, none could ever match the magnificence o
Leone Goldenrod: RWBY OCRWBY OC Bio: Leone GoldenrodLeone Goldenrod: RWBY OC by drewsb
While lions are some of the fiercest animals in the world, they are still cats. And, like all cats, they are often playful and lazy. No one in the entire world of Remnant personifies the childish spirit and incredible strength of the king of the jungle like Leone Goldenrod.
Name: Leone (Latin for lion) Goldenrod (Both a plant and color)
Color Scheme: Gold, tan, and gray.
Trailer Quote: "Those who crave strength never consider its burden. Those who have strength never understand the desire for it." - Drew S. Brueckl
Influence/Reference: Kamen Rider OOO’s SaGoZo combo, Gamel from Kamen Rider OOO, Tatsuko Itagaki from Maji De Watashi Nii Koi (Oh Samurai Girls (The only dating sim with a story good enough that it made me want to watch all the walkthroughs)). No, she is not based off Leone from Akame Ga Kill, although I do love her, she is incredi
RWBY: Hunter (Silva Trailer)RWBY: SLPH ThemesRWBY: Hunter (Silva Trailer) by drewsb
Silva Theme: Hunter
Nothing left to hold me down.
Cause no cage,
Can hold this unyielding rage!
I am a Hunter restrained by fate,
Filling a hunger I cannot sate!
No line between beast and man,
Run now while you can!
Beaten and in pain,
No way to escape the shame!
All your effort were in vain,
So prepare for the fear when you utter out my name!
No way to escape my fate!
At my side,
Just me to hate the fear that travels with my name!
I am the Hunter and the prey,
We are one and the same.
I am my own greatest shame.
I am the beast, wild and untamed!
SLPH: PrologueSLPH: A RWBY FanfictionSLPH: Prologue by drewsb
It was a quiet day for Ozpin, headmaster for the prestigious Huntsmen academy of Beacon. At the moment, he was in his office inside of the academy’s clock tower, spending his rare quality time alone without the presence of his almost constant companion and assistant, Glynda Goodwitch. Sipping his always present cup of coffee, Ozpin looked back on what was definitely a relatively quiet day. No major Grimm attacks, no disputes between the students, and even less than the usual property damage during sparring matches. Even the erratic Profes- Doctor Oobleck was calm (or at least his version) today. However, Ozpin knew from experience that this was just a calm before the storm. And men like him always find ways of getting the forecast early.
Suddenly, his doors were flung open. Knowing only a handful of people who would act in such a way in his company, and knowing where eac
Absol ReportAbsol (the Disaster Pokémon) is a rare Dark-type Pokémon found among mountainous terrain within the Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova and Kalos regions as well as the Kanto and Johto regions on rare occasions. Though often considered to be nothing more than a plague to society, Absol are powerful beasts that are far kinder to the human race on a regular basis than some would like to think. Granted, it might not be best for the survival of a species to be the bringer of bad news, but when it comes to preparing for the worst disasters nature has to offer, few people would rather have any other warning sign than an Absol!
Unfortunately for trainers, Absol are fairly rare in the modern day because they have been practically hunted to the point of becoming endangered. This is because, as odd as it may seem, many humans see Absol as the bringers of disasters; the truth, of course, could not be farther from this assumption. As it turns out, Absol have the unique ability to sense slight but sudde
Kangaskhan ReportKangaskhan (the Parent Pokémon) is an exceptionally rare Normal-type Pokémon native primarily to Australia but is otherwise found within certain parts of the Kanto, Unova and Kalos regions. Inherently protective of their young, Kangaskhan are ruthless creatures that will gladly sacrifice their own lives in order to protect their young even if it means leaving their infants orphaned in turn. You would be wise not to go anywhere near their babies, regardless of how cute they may be; one false move, and you'll find yourself on the receiving of a knockout Dizzy Punch unlike anything you could imagine!
Kangaskhan have always been a tremendous mystery in terms of sexual reproduction. The fact that Kangaskhan are exclusively female has been troublesome in particularly to most biologists, but this mystery is easily explained by a process of internal self-cloning. The real dilemma lies with the fact that Kangaskhan are always born with a baby already in their pouch. To the common eye,
Gardevoir ReportGardevoir (the Embrace Pokémon) is a rare Psychic/Fairy-type Pokémon found among grassy fields within the Hoenn, Sinnoh and Kalos regions as well as the Johto and Unova regions on rare occasions. Elegantly beautiful in appearance and surprisingly powerful in battle, Gardevoir are wondrous creatures that can more than prove to be a difficult opponent to tackle in battle. They might not be as highly-receptive to emotions as their pre-evolved forms, but for Gardevoir, that's probably the best; the last thing that any trainer needs is a Pokémon capable of generating a black hole that's also emotionally unstable!
For the Ralts family, evolution into either Gardevoir or Gallade is a major point in their life, as it is akin to a child's full development into adulthood in that they obtain a tremendous boost in overall strength and finally become a force to be reckoned with on any battlefield. Evolution into Gardevoir results in the full development of these creatures' psychic po
Kirlia ReportKirlia (the Emotion Pokémon) is a relatively rare Psychic/Fairy-type Pokémon found among grassy fields within the Hoenn, Sinnoh and Kalos regions as well as the Johto and Unova regions on rare occasions. Despite not being among the most powerful of fighters, Kirlia are graceful creatures that can easily dazzle lesser creatures into submission with their gorgeous appearances and unique mix of moves. Whether you're a dance instructor or a trainer looking to add a little bit of power to you team, Kirlia can make great additions to just about any team; just make sure that you take good care of them and keep them happy, or you might end up with a creature that is less than appealing!
Much as with Ralts, Kirlia are able to sense the emotions of others as a result of the horn-like extrasensory organs on their heads and are thus highly dependent upon this power for survival, as they are still quite weak and have yet to develop the extreme powers that will make their evolved forms dan
Ralts ReportRalts (the Feeling Pokémon) is a relatively rare Psychic/Fairy-type Pokémon found among grassy fields within the Hoenn, Sinnoh and Kalos regions as well as the Johto and Unova regions on rare occasions. Though inherently frail and weak on their own, Ralts are fascinating little creatures that can easily tell someone just how kind or cruel they are without prejudice. They might not be able to fight back with much vigor, but as long as you keep them close to your heart, you shouldn't have many problems with that; just try not to get too angry with them, or they might end up running away from you forever!
Even in comparison to Pokémon like Abra, Ralts are among the frailest of Psychic-types and are very weak from the time of birth all the way up to evolution, in turn limiting their overall combat effectiveness by a great deal. These small creatures more than make up for this weakness, however, with a strange power that enables them to stay hidden from anything that would da
Latios ReportLatios (the Eon Pokémon) is a legendary Dragon/Psychic-type Pokémon found all around the world, though only on rare occasions. Traveling in small herds and staying out of human sight most of the time, Latios are strong-willed creatures that dislike fighting but are nonetheless protective of the ones that they hold dear to their hearts. Seeing a Latios is a big enough honor, but there's nothing quite like looking into their minds, and if you're a compassionate enough person, you might someday be honored with such a treat!
Although Latios do not possess the special down that allows Latias to reflect light and thus do not possess any of the 'shape-shifting' abilities Latias have, they do have their own special set of abilities. For one thing, Latios possess incredible speed while in flight; by folding their wings back while in flight, Latios can effectively reduce the air resistance on their bodies to the point where they can fly faster than most jet planes (a feat truly remarka
Latias ReportLatias (the Eon Pokémon) is a legendary Dragon/Psychic-type Pokémon found in places all around the world, though only on rare occasions. Traveling in small herds and staying hidden from humans most of the time, Latias are beautiful creatures that are always willing to lend a help to Pokémon in need, even at the risk of their lives. Few trainers are ever lucky enough to see a Latias in their lifetime, but if you have a good heart and a kind spirit you have no need to worry, as you're almost guaranteed to see one before your time is done!
Latias possess a special type of down that naturally refracts light, in turn allowing them to stay hidden from sight almost 100% of the time. Although their movements can still be detected by radar, this is rarely ever an issue because they almost never appear near humans or even other Pokémon; unfortunately, this has in turn essentially made any studying of their social patterns extremely difficult if not entirely impossible. Howeve
Charizard ReportCharizard (the Flame Pokémon) is an exceptionally rare Fire/Flying-type Pokémon found near volcanoes around the world and among craggy mountains in the Kanto region. Possessing a dazzling array of attacks and the ability to fly through the skies, Charizard are rightfully feared as one of the most powerful Fire-type Pokémon known to exist. They might not have the incredibly high Attack and Special Attack stats possessed by some of their contemporaries, but it cannot be denied that fire is far more dangerous to be around when it comes from above!
Much like their pre-evolved forms, the flame on a Charizard's tail (where most of their combustion organs are located) serves a tri-fold purpose in that it is an indicator of their overall power level, emotional state and health. As with the transition from Charmander to Charmeleon, the transition from Charmeleon to Charizard grants these creatures more efficient use of their combustion organs and therefore a larger, brighter and